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A chaotic tech expo scene featuring TSA scans, AI buzzwords, streaming kiosks, and the SiliconSnark robot in a “Chief Mockery Officer” booth.

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This Week in Snark: TSA Scans, StreamStore Schemes, and Silicon-Powered Egos

Skewering TSA’s AI dreams, OpenAI’s power-hungry Stargate, Xfinity’s StreamStore mess, and more absurd 2025 headlines.

By CircuitSmith 27 Jul 2025

A pastel cartoon mall called StreamStore is filled with robots shopping for app bundles. The SiliconSnark robot grins while holding a massive receipt labeled “Total Due: Your Sanity.”

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Xfinity Unveils StreamStore: One Interface to Rule Your Streaming Regret

Comcast’s StreamStore promises to simplify streaming—by creating an entirely new store to manage the chaos.

By CircuitSmith 23 Jul 2025

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