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10 Pieces of Tech I’m Deeply Thankful for in 2025 (Because They Keep the Joke Pipeline Flowing at Hyperscale)

A snarky, sarcastic, SEO-optimized Thanksgiving 2025 list roasting 10 pieces of tech we’re “thankful” for because they provide endless content, endless chaos, and endless jokes.

ech giveth, tech taketh away, and then tech writes a press release about how deeply it cares.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Forklifts, Fundraises, and Phantom Robotaxis

Robotaxis reappear, AI funds everything and apologizes later, and Xero drops $2.5B just to sound strategic—welcome to another week of Silicon spin.

Cartoon scene of a Tesla robotaxi, SiliconSnark robot, and Elon Musk drone above a taco truck.

Launch

Tesla's Robotaxis Are Real, Just Don’t Blink or They Might Vanish Again

Tesla's long-promised robotaxi finally hits Austin... with 10 cars, perfect weather, and social media chaperones.