Roblox
Roblox’s CEO says face scans and A.I. make kids safer. Lawsuits, predators, and biometric “safety theater” suggest otherwise. Here’s why parents shouldn’t buy it.
This Week in Snark
From Fortnite’s continued exile on iOS to Roblox launching a virtual mall for teens with no money, Silicon Valley is once again proving that innovation mostly just means “inventing new ways to part fools from their funds.”
Launch
Roblox has finally answered the question no one asked: what if your 13-year-old could impulse-buy lip gloss and a dragon sword in the same click?