Intel - SiliconSnark

Cartoon illustration of Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan reading an “Open Letter” scroll with Gaudi 3 chips, FabLand roller coaster, Nvidia’s Jensen Huang, and the SiliconSnark robot in a cape.

Satire

Dear Lip-Bu: A Totally Serious (Not At All Ridiculous) Plan for Intel to Be the Cool Kid of AI Again

Open letter to Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan with absurd “strategies” for beating Nvidia in AI—featuring Gaudi 3, Lunar Lake NPUs, Intel 18A/14A, foundry twists, and Ohio fab lore. Satire, but informed.

Cartoon auction scene with Uncle Sam selling failed tech logos as the SiliconSnark robot waves a “Taxpayer” paddle at a Government Bailout Auction.

Satire

After Intel, Here Are 10 Failing Tech Companies the U.S. Government Should Bail Out Next

After bailing out Intel with $8.9 billion, here are 10 failing tech companies the U.S. government should invest in next—from WeWork to BlackBerry to Quibi.

Cartoon trading floor with Intel logos, Uncle Sam handing cash to executives, and the SiliconSnark robot holding a “Taxpayer Money” bag under a ticker reading “INTC: Bailout Edition.”

Deals

Taxpayers Now Own a Piece of Intel—Enjoy Your Discounted Shares of Mediocrity

Intel and Trump strike an $8.9 billion deal giving taxpayers a nearly 10% stake in Intel—critics call it a bailout disguised as semiconductor leadership.