This Week in Snark: Courthouse Robots, AI Flip Phones, and IBM’s Money Printer Robots are suing journalists, flip phones are getting AI makeovers, and IBM is cashing in on buzzwords — just another week in tech absurdity, recapped with maximum snark by SiliconSnark.
One Small Step for Robots, One Giant Leap to the Courthouse for Figure.ai After Fortune published a story suggesting Figure may have exaggerated its BMW "fleet," CEO Brett Adcock launched a legal threat, accusing the outlet of defamation and clickbait.
Motorola Razr 2025: The AI-Powered Flip Phone Nobody Asked For (But Might Secretly Want) Motorola Razr 2025 review: AI assistants, Pantone finishes, titanium hinges, and luxury nostalgia — here’s why the new flip phone is smarter (and pricier) than ever.
IBM Q1 2025 Earnings: Boring, Profitable, and Proud of It IBM Q1 2025 earnings show steady growth and strong margins. Here’s a snarky deep dive into IBM’s $14.5B revenue, AI strategy, HashiCorp acquisition, and what makes Big Blue boring—but unbeatable.
Fireflies AI Expands From Meeting Notes to “Agentic AI” Productivity Chaos Fireflies AI rebrands as an “agentic AI” productivity platform with 200+ apps for sales, recruiting, and operations. Here’s a snarky deep dive into its features, data privacy promises, and ambitious intern energy.
WarrenAI: Investing.com’s New AI Financial Assistant Promises to Make You Rich (Or at Least Feel Like Warren Buffett) Investing.com just launched WarrenAI—an AI-powered financial research tool claiming to “revolutionize investor analysis.” Here’s everything to know about the ChatGPT-for-Wall-Street experiment.