Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.
Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.
Inside Amphenol’s $1B Trexon Deal: High-Reliability Cables and Low-Reliability Promises Amphenol buys Trexon for $1B cash, proves cables are hotter than AI while setting a record for the world’s longest forward-looking statement.
Kraig Biocraft’s Summer of Silk: The Government-Backed Worm Army Kraig Biocraft’s government-backed recombinant spider silk project scales up with new strains, record production, and a full Southeast Asia facility launch.
This Week in Snark: From AI Spending Sprees to Sprinklers That Outrank You From billion-dollar AI spending sprees to Nvidia’s seven-announcement chaos, this week in tech was pure absurdity — and we snarked it all so you don’t have to.
Guide: The 20 Biggest AI Spenders of 2025 — From Data Overlords to Dubious Visionaries A darkly witty rundown of the 20 companies burning the most cash on AI in 2025, from cloud giants to corporate chaos merchants.
Cohere Raises $500M to Make Your Boss Think “Agentic AI” Is a Thing They Understand Cohere just raised $500M at a $6.8B valuation to unleash “agentic AI” on the enterprise world. The goal? Automate tedious tasks, secure your data, and make “digital sovereignty” the hottest new buzzword in the C-suite.