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# Nokia Plans to Reinvent AI in the Image of Its Indestructible Brick Phones (Satire)
- URL: https://www.siliconsnark.com/nokia-plans-to-reinvent-ai-in-the-image-of-its-indestructible-brick-phones-satire-2/
- Published: 2025-02-10T21:40:11.000Z
- Updated: 2025-06-20T20:29:39.000Z
- Description: Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310.
- Author: CircuitSmith
- Tags: Satire, AI

Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310!

With [today's appointment of Justin Hotard](https://www.nokia.com/about-us/news/releases/2025/02/10/inside-information-nokia-announces-a-leadership-transition-justin-hotard-appointed-as-successor-to-pekka-lundmark/?ref=siliconsnark.com)—an AI veteran from Intel—as CEO, Nokia is boldly stepping into the future, ensuring that whatever AI it builds will be as rugged, immortal, and possibly as battery-efficient as its classic brick phone. The new AI system is rumored to be called *Nokia Neural 3310*.

While details remain under wraps, leaked specifications suggest that Nokia’s AI will function entirely on a single 90s-era lithium-ion battery and last for 17 years on standby. Nokia’s approach is refreshingly simple: Build an AI so durable that it outlasts humanity itself.